so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
