I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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