Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
