I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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