Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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