They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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