There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This toilet bowl is my home.
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