I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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