Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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