I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
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"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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