Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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