need another drink. this is the easiest way
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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