I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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