I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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