dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Randomize
