I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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