You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
