Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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