Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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