Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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