i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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