Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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