You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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