Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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