i just google imaged poop.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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