It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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