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• (561): View more from Florida

  next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.

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• (707): View more from California

  its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me

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• (661): View more from California

  Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.

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