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(734): View more from Michigan

Pregnant stripper...not hot.

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(805): View more from California

I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?

(1-805): View more from California

Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

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(609): View more from New Jersey

How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?

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(573): View more from Missouri

dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one

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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.

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(207): View more from Maine

you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive

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