I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.