Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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