plz talk dirty to me
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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