Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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