All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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