yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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