ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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