yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
