what if every blade of grass was a penis?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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