Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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