Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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