Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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