You can't special order awesome
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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