The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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