shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder