you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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