Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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