did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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