Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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