What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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