I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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