I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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