please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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