He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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