look no pants
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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