i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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