omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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