You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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