all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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