her vagine was all disorganized.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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