I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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