Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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