its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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