just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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