cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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